April 2010
47 posts
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Do you ever struggle with not believing in...
I never struggle with believing in Christ, but I frequently struggle with believing in Christianity.
Every time I look in the mirror, or see the way the church behaves in public I’m embarrassed and/or ashamed by most of what I see. We are so broken and flawed, and it shows in almost everything we do.
I can’t help but doubt whether or not I truly want to associate myself with the...
March 2010
141 posts
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I firmly believe that God knows who I'm supposed...
Stephanie, in the Old Testament, God used prophets to declare His will to people. In 2010, it would be totally appropriate for us to think of sites like Match.com as the vehicle through which God declares His will to us. Also, I regularly do expository studies of the articles on TMZ.com instead of the Bible.
Seriously though, if you believe God has a specific person chosen for you and a specific...
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wanna speak at youth group called crossfire in...
If you still want me to after reading my answers to the previous formspring questions, than sure.
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what do you think about obamas healthcare plans?
Well for a detailed analysis, check out my podcast at www.frankthepodcast.com
But, for the short answer, let me just say that I think Obama’s healthcare plan is much better than the musical CATS by Andrew Lloyd Weber.
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Who are your favorite survivor characters of all...
Jonny Fairplay, Boston Rob, and Russel Hantz because they never forget it’s a game.
The thing that drives me craziest about Survivor is when contestants try to treat it like real life. It says Outwit, Outlast, Outplay, not Outshine, Outlove, Outgive. Those three guys are my favorite because they’re the true players of Survivor.
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Are you Gay? Does your mom know you're Gay?
Supposing that you mean “into dudes” and not “lighthearted” or “carefree,” let me answer your first question with a relatively confident no. I did TOTALLY enjoy Moulin Rouge, and I know the lyrics to lots of Indigo Girls songs, but despite these typical gay indicators, I actually think most guys are pretty gross.
Now, as for my mom knowing I’m gay, I...
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what are your secrets.
Good Question.
My internet password is JeffProbstlover26
My ATM pin # is 8008 (spells “Boob” on a calculator upsidedown)
I keep my keys and wallet in my shoe at the beach
I love the new Taylor Swift record
And my secret knock is to the beat of “I Wanna Dance with Somebody” by Whitney Houston
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What is the current dowry set aside for Lily?
Well, first I think it’s creepy you’re interested in marrying my 4 year old.
Second, I must inform you that she is having a baby (or so she told me last week)
Assuming you’ve found some way to still feel appropriate making this inquiry, let me further discourage you by letting you know that I intend to pay my daughter’s future husband in sarcasm, condescension, and...
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In the details section of your website, while...
There are some things even I don’t joke about.
Still, glad you enjoyed my bio at www.darinmcwatters.com
Sorry your eyesight and/or reading skills make your life so confusing.
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What is too fat?
70 lbs. If you weigh more than this, you are a disgusting abomination.
The only exception to this rule is if you are a man. Then you can never be too fat, only larger than life.
I know that this opinion is not popular, but to be fair, neither are fat people.
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I don't know your wife personally but she seems...
My wife is a chameleon. She seems really quiet/chill, but she is actually a filthy mouthed, brutally sarcastic, violent woman. She maintains her quiet image in order to gain the confidence of her friends and acquaintances, so that she can rob them. Every 10 years or so we have to move to a new town…that’s typically because someone discovers her secret, and it’s simply easier to...
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How in the world did you get SO DANG FUNNY??
Bible Reading and Prayer.
Wait…what was the question?
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How old are you?
I’m 36.
If the average life expectancy for a male in America is 67, I’m more than halfway dead.
Taking into consideration how much Sweet ‘n Low I ingest, I’d guess I probably have about 20 more years in which I will be an active mental participant.
Age doesn’t bother me, but whiners do.
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formspring.me
Want to know my secrets? http://formspring.me/darinmcwatters
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What is your honest opinion of Hume Lake's tattoo...
Hume Lake has the policy regarding tattoos that they do because they want to have the broadest possible impact. I love the fact that when Hume Lake makes a decision they think is best for their overarching ministry, they enforce and uphold that decision regardless of what other people think, or what popular culture dictates.
You might not like their stance on tattoos, but you have to admire their...
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Is the song Your Love Is My Drug by Ke$ha an...
Ke$ha is not an artist, but I do enjoy her trashy songs.
Did you ever see the Brady Bunch episode where they wanted Greg to be Johnny Bravo not because of his songwriting or singing, but because he fit the suit? That’s Ke$ha. No talent, just a nasty girl who fits the suit the record company’s trying to sell.
Fortunately for her, they bought her some really catchy songs to peddle, and...
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on a scale of flying monkeys to big bad wolves how...
Assuming Flying Monkeys are Scary Good and big bad wolves are cross-dressingly bad, I like them Flying Monkeys.
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What would you give to become Charles Xavier?
Are you kidding? I wouldn’t give anything to become him. That guy’s a drama queen. The other Xmen should take away his wheelchair and leave him lying out on the beach or something until he lightens up.
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if you knew that you were going to die in 1 week...
Well, I’d spend my time doing things I’m not going to get to do in Heaven. Like racking up major credit card debt.
I’d probably experiment with drugs, break a couple bones (I’ve never experienced that), and finish watching “The Wire-Seasons 4&5”
I’d record a video message for the people at my funeral. Write letters to each of my kids. Talk to a...
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Do you have a mentor or someone you mentor?...
Neither. I’m a firm believer that it’s a bad idea to put all your eggs in any one basket. What I mean by that is that if I have a singular mentor and he’s the guy I look to for insight and instruction in every area of my life, I’m destined to be disappointed when that guy proves to be the flawed human we know him to be.
On the other hand if I spread myself out, gleaning...
