How can you successfully be rid of those embarassingly ridiculous flag dancers? And if you can’t get rid of them, is that an excuse to leave the church?
If you have flag dancers in your church, the only sure fire way to get rid of them is to A. Install mirrors in various locations within your worship center so the aforementioned dancers can actually see themselves (this is the best deterrent), or if the mirrors are out of the question, get the church secretary to list the dance team in the bulletin as a “Jazzercise Group.” This should also do the trick.
Still, sometimes they just won’t quit (thanks A LOT self esteem movement.) In this case, you are not justified to leave the church, but you are justified to demand that the pastor give equal time on stage to your lightsaber squadron.
Posted on Saturday March 6th
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